April 15th – National That Sucks Day
April 15th has not always been a lucky day, in fact some might say it sucks! It is the day our taxes are due (Although this year it July), it is the day the Titanic sank, it was the day Lincoln died and for some unknown reason (I have no idea why it sucks) the day McDonald’s opened. All that said, I am sure we can find other days that have had bad things happen on them. But this is a good start! This is a rather new holiday, this is only it’s second year! (That sucks!) However, now you don’t need to think of April 15th as tax day anymore, because it’s “That Sucks Day”!
How to celebrate – See if you can find any other reason why April 15th sucks. Make up your own, That Sucks Day. Drink only those things you have to suck through a straw today.