Today is not about ignoring those dirty dishes in your sink, it is about doing nothing that is going to further that collection. It’s about using paper plates you can just throw away or breaking the dishes after to have eaten so there is nothing to wash. If you intend to break them you might want to think about have Greek food and shouting “Opa” so you have a reason for breaking the dishes. Of course this means you need to have some sort of celebration like a wedding or birthday, in which case you will need a lot of dishes to break. To keep it simple, you have to prepare for today, washing your dishes the night before so you can get a jump on making no more new dirty dishes today. If you didn’t do that this time around, there’s always next year.
How to celebrate – Use paper plates today. Cook over a fire pit so you have no dirty pots or pans. Eat out today.
If you have ever lived in the South, you’ve had fritters. Actually, if you are from the North you’ve had fritters too! Apparently, if you are anywhere you’ve had fritters at some time in your life. It is simply deep friend food wrapped up in dough.
It may have fruit, vegetables or meat inside the dough. In the case of hush puppies, it may not have anything other than spices mixed into the dough. It’s probably not all that healthy, but boy is it good.
You can try and make them healthy by putting healthy foods inside of the fritter, the problem is… they are deep fried. We are talking grease here! But that said, eaten in moderation you can probably survive it. It makes me wonder… is a doughnut a fritter? Corn dogs must be fritters, and I assume everything you find in Long John Silver’s is a fritter!
And the best way to fritter your day away is by eating fritters. You can become a fritter fritterer. Oh, and don’t forget the dips. Guess that would make you a fritter dipper fritterer.
How to celebrate – Buy a deep fry cooker to make your fritters. Invent your own type of fritter. Have a fritter party, make sure to keep a defibrillator on hand.
I remember when I was young my mother always telling me to come inside and eat and then I could go back out and play. Today, most mothers have trouble getting their kids to go outside at all! So maybe this day will be a game changer.
A lot of restaurants now have outside seating, and not just because they lost their roof in a storm. It seems like since we all spend so much time inside, eating has become popular outside. Why not! If the weather is nice it is something we all can enjoy. And if it rains, well… you don’t have to ask the waiter for more water.
I have to admit, food does taste better outside. I have no idea why. In the old days everybody ate outside, half of the time even if you were inside back then you were still outside. I think the sights, sounds and scents of being outside just make it better.
And remember when you were a kid eating outside!?! It was more fun because you could make a mess and no one would yell at you. Even as an adult, it’s hard to eat watermelon inside and not be sloppy. It also generally means a cookout is involved and I only know a few people who don’t like bar-b-que.
And today, with all the food trucks around, it makes it even better. Well, except for the noise from the generators and the smell of the gas from the trucks and generators. They have become the outside version of the food court in a mall… everyone can get whatever it is they want. (Though the food trucks are generally a good deal better tasting)
How to celebrate – Plan a meal outside today. Have a cook-out. Go to a food truck event.