Today is National Goof Off Day. It also happens to be International Goof Off Day. This gives you twice the incentive to participate! Birds do it, bees do it and even bears in trees do it… goof off that is.
Apparently it is even good for you to goof off every once in a while. You know, just take a day to do what you want to do, not what you have to do. No one claims to have created the day, which is appropriate since that would require working on a day you are supposed to be goofing off! This also explains all those people on the highway you pass by who are pointing at you in your suit, or work clothes, and laughing. They know how to enjoy a good goof off day. So what, they may not have job tomorrow but today they are celebrating by goofing off and doing anything except what they are supposed to be doing.
Think about it for a moment. Today what if all the police goofed off? No tickets for speeding! If doctors goofed off no one could get sick! If the government goofed off no one could… well the government always goofs off so things there might be pretty normal!
Anyway, take it from our friend the bear above, find a good hammock and take a nap. Read a book that has no words. Watch a tv show that has no plot (No problem there!) Just be one with the universe… unless that happens to be your job.